Things Toddlers Say

My kids can't stand having their hair washed and/or especially rinsed.  So while we were at Sea World recently on our big family vacation this year, we were walking to the area for Shamu and hurrying to make it to the exciting show.  I said, "We have to hurry so we don't miss the Shamu show."  My son stopped in his tracked and with a frowny face protested, "No!!!  I don't like Shampoo!!!"