Friday, November 30, 2012

Things Toddlers Say

I was passing out cookies and walked over to my 4 year old and asked, "Would you like a cookie?" His reply, "No I'm a farmer." LOL

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

Things Toddlers Say

While in the car, I overheard my little girl singing her version of the Old MacDonald Had a Farm song...

"... had a CHICKEN! e-i-e-i... PUPPIES!"

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

I Like My Kids' Doctor... but not THAT much!

Yesterday, while taking the kids to the doctor, I accidentally kissed her hand... the doctors... sigh... red face... blush. I was holding my little girl in a bear hug in my lap so the doctor could check her ears. So while the doc was trying to check one ear I was giving her a bunch of kisses on her opposite cheek trying to distract her. The doctor moved her hand to her head to steady it and before I knew it I had kissed her hand. I didn't really realize that I had done this until after a kiss or two and then said OH MY! I'M SO SORRY! with my face beet red... DID I KISS YOUR HAND? She started laughing and said that it wasn't a big deal or the first time it had happened. Well, I guess more embarrassing things could happen and at least the doctor knows I appreciate her. LOL

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Things Toddlers Say

I was feeding MageeWT in our room next to the kitchen and almost 2 year old daughter and 4 year old son were eating a breakfast of strawberries and powdered sugar among other things at the table. I overheard her tell her older brother, "Y-yat, eat yur shugar. Eat yur stahberry."

She also says amusing things in public. Like at Walmart, she proclaimed, "Mommy pooted!" (ahem, I did not but how can I deny it after a 2 year old tells everyone. LOL)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Friday, November 9, 2012

Things Toddlers Say

This is a series of posts of funny things my kids have said reposted from my other now private blog. I just think they are so cute I couldn't help myself but to post them all over again! Check back every Friday for more Things Toddlers Say!



"Give me back my booger! I want my booger back!!!" After wiping the booger off his nose and face. LOL

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Stain Solutions

This will be a weekly post to make stinky stains go away(or at least make them a little less noticable). Check back each week for more helpful tips or add one in the comments below.

THE STAIN:


Blood

ON COTTON,LINEN,POLYESTER,ACRYLIC,etc:

Sponge stain with cold water. Apply paste of cornstarch and cold water. Rub lightly. Let dry; brush off. Tough stain: soak in solution of 1 Tbs enzyme laundry detergent and 1 qt warm water; launder.

WOOL,SILK,ACETATE,SUEDE,LEATHER,FIBERGLASS,RAYON:

Sponge stain with cold water. Add ammonia to remove final traces of stain.


WOOD FURNITURE,FURNITURE FABRICS,FLOORS,WALLPAPER,CARPET:

Wood furniture: sponge with cool water and dishwashing liquid. Dry with cloth. Leather, suede: Sponge with cool water. Apply warm water adn dishwashing liquid. Work gently. Rinse; blot.


*The above tips are from Family Circus magazine printed 5/12/1998 page 12. TheSmellyArmpit's tip is to BE CAREFUL!

Friday, November 2, 2012

Things Toddlers Say

This is a series of posts of funny things my kids have said reposted from my other now private blog. I just think they are so cute I couldn't help myself but to post them all over again! Check back every Friday for more Things Toddlers Say!


While eating breakfast yesterday, MageeBoy informed me that he could see snails in the backyard. Then while eating breakfast sausages, he let me know that snails eat orange sausages. Who knew?!